The Incomplete Guide to 2012 Anime (Referencing Cows)

The year is over, and what a year it has been.  In celebration of the end of a year, I invite people to join in reminiscence of the many anime series that we've seen come out this past year.  Anime can get a little weird sometimes, though, so it may help to relate things in a more mundane manner...

Ano Natsu de Matteru: You have two cows.  Aliens come to Earth and steal one of them.
Another: You have two cows.  Nobody acknowledges that they exist.
Chitose Get You: You have two cows.  They compete for your affection, unaware that you are not attracted to bovines.
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai: You have two cows.  They pretend to fight demons.
Fate/Zero: You have two cows.  You place them in the care of a butcher, sit back, and watch the money roll in.
Haiyore! Nyarlko-san: You have two cows.  Aliens come to Earth and ignore your cows, instead stealing your anime collection to sell on the intergalactic black market.  HP Lovecraft powers the entirety of New England by spinning in his grave.
Hidamari Sketch xHoneycomb: You have two cows.  You make them cry by telling them that you plan on selling one of them in a few months.
Joshiraku: You have two cows.  They low inobtrusively, so that you can fully enjoy their cuteness.
Kizumonogatari: You have two cows.  You tell your customers that you'll get around to milking them eventually.
Kokoro Connect: You have two cows.  Aliens come to Earth and troll the fuck out of them.
Kono Naka ni Hitori, Imouto ga Iru!: You have two cows, both of which pretend to be your little sister.  Meanwhile, your sister pretends to be a cow.
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha: The Movie 2nd A's: You have two cows.  They steal milk from the other farmers and give it to you without your knowledge.
Nekomonogatari (Kuro): You have two cows.  You ask them to define love.
Nisemonogatari (Karen Bee): You have two pigs.  You kill them and sell the meat to people claiming that it came from a cow.  Your customers tell you they've never tasted better beef than what they've bought from you.
Nisemonogatari (Tsukihi Phoenix): You have two cows.  They have impeccable dental hygiene. 
Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru: Futari no Elder:  You have two cows.  You send them to the county fair, where they both win first place in the livestock show.
Persona 4 the Animation: You have two cows.  You start to milk them, then quit and tell customers that you'll finish the job later.
Rinne no Lagrange: You have two cows.  You use them to host lesbian rave parties.
Robotics;Notes: You have two cows.  You can't find the motivation to do anything with them.
Sakurasou na Pet no Kanojo: You have two cows.  You consider selling them because caring for them is too much work.
Sword Art Online: You have two cows.  You pretend to only have one so the other farmers don't get jealous.
Tari Tari: You have two cows.  You take them to sell at the market, only to find that the market has closed.  You sell them to a person on the street instead.
Teekyu: You have two cows.  You tell them to play tennis, but they go shopping instead.
Upotte!: You have two cows.  Despite being cows in every way, shape, or form imaginable, your cows are actually guns.  You stage a reenactment of the Cold War.
Yuru Yuri: You have two cows.  You lie and attempt to convince everybody that these are the first cows you've ever owned.