The Incomplete Guide to 2012 Anime (Referencing Cows)

The year is over, and what a year it has been.  In celebration of the end of a year, I invite people to join in reminiscence of the many anime series that we've seen come out this past year.  Anime can get a little weird sometimes, though, so it may help to relate things in a more mundane manner...

Ano Natsu de Matteru: You have two cows.  Aliens come to Earth and steal one of them.
Another: You have two cows.  Nobody acknowledges that they exist.
Chitose Get You: You have two cows.  They compete for your affection, unaware that you are not attracted to bovines.
Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai: You have two cows.  They pretend to fight demons.
Fate/Zero: You have two cows.  You place them in the care of a butcher, sit back, and watch the money roll in.